A bull grazing on a grassy slope sees a herd in the valley below all running in a stampede. He runs down the slope and joins the procession at full speed. Glancing to the bull running beside him he asks “what’s all this about? why the stampede?”. Panting the other responds “I don’t know! I was grazing, saw these guys running and decided to join the herd and now I’m just following the ass in front of me!”
Contibuted by David Weir…